we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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