ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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