bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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