Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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