She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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