That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I understand Curling. That high.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
