doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so let's talk penis.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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