oh god the rape fog is back!
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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