.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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