They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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