accomplished twins. life is a go
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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