There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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