Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
