jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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