don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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