Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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