i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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