he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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