Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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