he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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