U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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