just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
this will be a night to untag.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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