I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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