she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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