Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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