: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize