I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You don't make any sense
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