Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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