I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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