Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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