what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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