"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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