My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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