well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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