Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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