Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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