D3 body, D1 cock
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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