Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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