If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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