ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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