Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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