Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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