well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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