5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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