More tranny stories later!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Go christen that room with your naked body.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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