So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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