Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
