My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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