So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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