She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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