you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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