I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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