Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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