If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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