Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just invented taco cereal.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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