dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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